Conan (TV Series)
Kellan Lutz/Kate McKinnon/Gary Vider (2014)
Conan O'Brien: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : [during "Coffee Table Books That Didn't Sell"] Okay, this one's called "Porn Actors in New Careers". That's right, there's a porn actor in a new career right there...
[shows the cover, which has a picture of a fast food worker holding a mayo bottle near his crotch to look like he's ejaculating; mixed audience response. Conan doesn't show any more and drops the book]
Conan O'Brien : This is nice. I like it when I have a dialogue...
Andy Richter : Right, exactly.
Conan O'Brien : ...When they let me know...
Andy Richter : Yes.
Conan O'Brien : ...When we've missed the mark.
Andy Richter : You create a problem, and then you solve it.
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Conan O'Brien : [during "Coffee Table Books That Didn't Sell"] Now, a couple weeks ago everyone was talking about the cat that saved a boy from an attacking dog.
Andy Richter : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : That was a huge story. Well, check out this book...
Andy Richter : [chuckles] They already made a book?
Conan O'Brien : They already made a book...
[pushes desk mic down]
Conan O'Brien : They already made a book, and it ALREADY didn't sell!
Andy Richter : Oh, wow!
Conan O'Brien : Yes!
Andy Richter : Such a fast world we live in!
Conan O'Brien : THAT'S HOW FAST THINGS MOVE!
Andy Richter : Wow!
Conan O'Brien : Incredible!... You, you bastard.
[Andy pops his head into frame and smiles]