Conan (TV Series)

Kellan Lutz/Kate McKinnon/Gary Vider (2014)

Andy Richter: Self - Announcer

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : [during "Coffee Table Books That Didn't Sell"]  Okay, this one's called "Porn Actors in New Careers". That's right, there's a porn actor in a new career right there...

  [shows the cover, which has a picture of a fast food worker holding a mayo bottle near his crotch to look like he's ejaculating; mixed audience response. Conan doesn't show any more and drops the book] 

  Conan O'Brien : This is nice. I like it when I have a dialogue...

  Andy Richter : Right, exactly.

  Conan O'Brien : ...When they let me know...

  Andy Richter : Yes.

  Conan O'Brien : ...When we've missed the mark.

  Andy Richter : You create a problem, and then you solve it.

• Conan O'Brien : [during "Coffee Table Books That Didn't Sell"]  Now, a couple weeks ago everyone was talking about the cat that saved a boy from an attacking dog.

  Andy Richter : Yeah.

  Conan O'Brien : That was a huge story. Well, check out this book...

  Andy Richter : [chuckles]  They already made a book?

  Conan O'Brien : They already made a book...

  [pushes desk mic down] 

  Conan O'Brien : They already made a book, and it ALREADY didn't sell!

  Andy Richter : Oh, wow!

  Conan O'Brien : Yes!

  Andy Richter : Such a fast world we live in!

  Conan O'Brien : THAT'S HOW FAST THINGS MOVE!

  Andy Richter : Wow!

  Conan O'Brien : Incredible!... You, you bastard.

  [Andy pops his head into frame and smiles]