Fat Pizza vs. Housos (2014)

John Boxer: Bobo Gigliotti

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Bobo Gigliotti : [phone ringing and Bobo answers it]  Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

• Mama : [Mama shouts from upstairs and walks upstairs]  Bobo! What are you doing up there?

  [Mama then sees Bobo looking at pornography on the Internet] 

  Mama : Bobo, are you looking at the dirty, *disgusting*, pornographic photos?

  Bobo Gigliotti : No, mama.

  Mama : Stand up!

  [Mama sees Bobo's big extended boner hanging out of his pants] 

  Mama : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

  [whacking Bobo's penis hard] 

  Bobo Gigliotti : Owww! Mama!

  Mama : You need to go back to work!

• Bobo Gigliotti : [phone rings and Bobo answers it]  Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone]  Oh, yeah, g'day mate. I just wanted to order the, uh, Aussie Special. Has it got ham and pineapple on it?

  Bobo Gigliotti : No! Only ham.

  Shazza Jones : You're fucking kidding me are ya?

  [yelling out to Beryl, in her room] 

  Shazza Jones : Oi, Beryl! There's no ham and pineapple on this Aussie pizza! Do you still want it?

  Beryl : 'Course I want it! Where's Darren?

  Shazza Jones : [yelling out to Beryl, whilst on the phone]  The stupid fucktard pissed off just because I called him fucking soft!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  Hello?

  Beryl : So, what are you still doing in my house?

  Shazza Jones : [yelling while on the phone]  It's my right as a fucking de facto to stay here in this fucking house with these fucking kids!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [still on the phone]  Hello?

  Beryl : Shut up! I can't hear the bloody TV!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  You wanna order a pizza?

  Shazza Jones : [talking to Bobo on the phone]  Yeah, just give us the large Aussie Special.

  Beryl : [yelling from the other room]  And get some garlic bread for Reg, too!

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone]  And a fucking garlic bread.

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  What's the address?

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone giving the address]  21 Ramsay Street Sunny... vale...

  [Reg takes the menu and he rips it as Shazza tries to take it off him] 

  Shazza Jones : Fucking idiot!

• Angry : [the bikies walk into the pizza shop, waiting to bash Bobo and Reg. Angry points to them]  Is that them?

  Jonno : [pointing to Reg, angrily]  *That's* the guy that threw me out on my ass!

  [pointing to Bobo] 

  Jonno : And *that's* the guy that told them to do it!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [shooing the bikies out]  Get out of my shop!

  Bikie : [the bikies gang up on Bobo and Reg]  You gonna make us?

  [Bobo makes eyes at his chainsaw, ready to get it out] 

  Garry Kock : [the cops, Richard and Garry show up to the pizza shop]  Hey! What's going on here?

  [going into the shop, circling the bikies] 

  Garry Kock : You monkeys got a fucking problem?

  Richard Head : You boys know you can't wear bikie patches on a licensed premises!

  Garry Kock : [to Rich, asking to call the taskforce]  Rich, call the Taskforce!

  Angry : [to Bobo]  Hey! Pizza boy! Is this a licensed premises?

  Bobo Gigliotti : NO!

  Angry : [to the cops]  Sorry, we gotta go.

  [about Richard] 

  Angry : Cunt-stable!