Fat Pizza vs. Housos (2014)

Elle Dawe: Shazza Jones

Quotes 

• Mama : [Mama tells Shazza to get out of the Fat Pizza shop after threatening to shut them down]  Hey, you! Get out of my shop, you skanky... puttana!

  Shazza Jones : Yeah, go fluff your hair up, you fucking troll doll!

• Bobo Gigliotti : [phone rings and Bobo answers it]  Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone]  Oh, yeah, g'day mate. I just wanted to order the, uh, Aussie Special. Has it got ham and pineapple on it?

  Bobo Gigliotti : No! Only ham.

  Shazza Jones : You're fucking kidding me are ya?

  [yelling out to Beryl, in her room] 

  Shazza Jones : Oi, Beryl! There's no ham and pineapple on this Aussie pizza! Do you still want it?

  Beryl : 'Course I want it! Where's Darren?

  Shazza Jones : [yelling out to Beryl, whilst on the phone]  The stupid fucktard pissed off just because I called him fucking soft!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  Hello?

  Beryl : So, what are you still doing in my house?

  Shazza Jones : [yelling while on the phone]  It's my right as a fucking de facto to stay here in this fucking house with these fucking kids!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [still on the phone]  Hello?

  Beryl : Shut up! I can't hear the bloody TV!

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  You wanna order a pizza?

  Shazza Jones : [talking to Bobo on the phone]  Yeah, just give us the large Aussie Special.

  Beryl : [yelling from the other room]  And get some garlic bread for Reg, too!

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone]  And a fucking garlic bread.

  Bobo Gigliotti : [on the phone]  What's the address?

  Shazza Jones : [on the phone giving the address]  21 Ramsay Street Sunny... vale...

  [Reg takes the menu and he rips it as Shazza tries to take it off him] 

  Shazza Jones : Fucking idiot!