Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Finger in the Dyke (2015)

Lea DeLaria: Big Boo

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• Big Boo : How do you not have any toothpaste?

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : 'Cause I don't need any toothpaste. These babies are porcelain.

  Big Boo : You know, I sure as hell ain't a dentist, but I don't think that's how that works.

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : Why, 'cause you think the queen of England's just sitting around, ordering her butler or whatever to clean the fancy china with Colgate? No, of course not, because plates don't get cavities, and neither do these bad boys.

  Big Boo : Man, your parents didn't really even do the bare minimum with you.

• Big Boo : Well, a big hetero hello to all of you!

• Reverend Tom Lawlor : Are you alright?

  Big Boo : Yes, I'm just trying to remember the passage... Oh yes. It's Corinthians 69. I think it goes, "Suck my big fat dyke dick, you fucking hateful piece of shit!" Fuck you!

• Big Boo : Jesus was a fag. He said "This is my body. Eat me."

• Big Boo : "If a man lie with mankind as he lieth - " Really? "Lieth"? I mean, you can't say that word without a lisp. Who are these people kidding? God was the original fag.

• Sister Jane Ingalls : Thou shalt not make musical references!

  Big Boo : Why not?

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : Because that's like, the gayest thing on the planet, and even I know that.

  Big Boo : That is an ugly stereotype... about gay men. See, even knows my people are stage managers, not performers.