Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Finger in the Dyke (2015)

Taryn Manning: Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett

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• Big Boo : How do you not have any toothpaste?

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : 'Cause I don't need any toothpaste. These babies are porcelain.

  Big Boo : You know, I sure as hell ain't a dentist, but I don't think that's how that works.

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : Why, 'cause you think the queen of England's just sitting around, ordering her butler or whatever to clean the fancy china with Colgate? No, of course not, because plates don't get cavities, and neither do these bad boys.

  Big Boo : Man, your parents didn't really even do the bare minimum with you.

• Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : I'm glad you're back. Seeing you like that was scarier than seeing that dolphin penis at SeaWorld.

• Sister Jane Ingalls : Thou shalt not make musical references!

  Big Boo : Why not?

  Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett : Because that's like, the gayest thing on the planet, and even I know that.

  Big Boo : That is an ugly stereotype... about gay men. See, even knows my people are stage managers, not performers.