Funny Cow (2017)

Maxine Peake: Funny Cow

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Funny Cow : You see, it's been too much for me, life. Too much and not enough. All at the same time. Listen to me going on, eh?

• Funny Cow : Where are you going?

  Lenny : I'm going swimming - in a sea of beer. Washes away all the hurt and the dirt. It's the stains though, won't shift them, love.

• Angus : Who took your self esteem from you? You have very low self esteem.

  Funny Cow : Nobody took it... I handed it over at my own volition.

• Funny Cow : You can't hold onto tablets when you're drowning.

• Funny Cow : I wanna do what you do. I wanna make people laugh.

  Lenny : I won't bother. Waste of time.

  Funny Cow : Why'd you say that, eh? I'm funny.

  Lenny : Are ya, love? That's good.

  Funny Cow : I am.

  Lenny : I doubt it. It's not a job for a woman. Why'd you think all comics are blokes, love? I'll tell you why: cause women aren't funny. Don't know why, but they're just not.

  Funny Cow : You're not funny.

  Lenny : No.

• Funny Cow : It's not weak to leave, Mam. It's weak to stay.