- Hanna Marin: [on cell-phone] I thought we were meeting for lunch.
- Caleb Rivers: [overslept] What time is it?
- Hanna Marin: Half past I'm hungry.
- Toby Cavanaugh: Your parents are gonna work through this, Spencer. They have a lot of history together.
- Spencer Hastings: That's what's splitting them up.
- Spencer Hastings: [empty beer can fell out of her friend's locker] Are you collecting that for recycling? Hanna! What is going on with you?
- Hanna Marin: What are you talking about?
- Spencer Hastings: Yesterday your blouse was on inside out and today your locker smells like Oktoberfest.
- Hanna Marin: What are you, the hall monitor?
- Spencer Hastings: No, we're your friends, and we're a little bit concerned.
- Hanna Marin: Well, this can isn't even mine. Caleb must have put it in my bag.
- [gets a look from Spencer]
- Hanna Marin: Don't. I already have one friend throwing me shade.
- Emily Fields: Will you apologize to her?
- Hanna Marin: I left her a message.
- Spencer Hastings: Yeah. We've heard it. And it sounded like you were underwater and Caleb was laughing in the background.
- Hanna Marin: He was watching a guy eat his own beard on YouTube.