- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Another dead end. Ugh, this mine is killing me. Uuugh.
- Steel: Your choice of vocabulary is not helping, Max.
- Sydney Gardner: Is somebody out there? Help!
- Kirby Kowalski: We are totally trapped under some rocks! It is way not comfortable!
- Sydney Gardner: So what else does Max Steel do when he's not saving innocent civilians from certain doom?
- Maxwell 'Max' McGrath: Uh, the usual off-duty superhero stuff - savin' the environment, bench-pressin' elephants...
- Steel: Occasionally making the bathroom SMELL like elephants.
- Steel: [sniffing Kirby] Do you scratch YOUR back with cheezy-sticks?
- Kirby Kowalski: Is there any other way?