Colin Mochrie: Self

Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Frank Opinion. Our top story: Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he will be starring in a new movie about a 17th century composer. Said Schwarzenegger: "I'll be Bach."

• Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "If famous TV shows had been performed in the nude."

  Ryan Stiles : [mimes using his penis as the minute hand on a clock]  I'm Dan Rather... I'm Morley Safer.

  Brad Sherwood : [mimes spinning "Wheel of Fortune" wheel with his penis]  I'd like to buy a vowel.

  Colin Mochrie : [thrusting hips]  Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

  [Aisha laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : And now, I'll show you what's behind door number one.

  [mimes pulling apart his pants] 

  Wayne Brady : Aw, you got zonked.

  Brad Sherwood : [to Colin]  You're standing on my boob, Golden Girl.

  Ryan Stiles : Hey, Tim, you're gonna have to fix that knot in your fence.

  Brad Sherwood : [to Colin]  To the Bat Pole.

  [mimes holding something] 

  Colin Mochrie : THERE'S the Bat Pole.

  [pointing] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Sesame Street" is brought to you by the letter "E".