Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance (2014)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Devil Boner, Demon, Johnny Blaze

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• Nostalgia Critic : Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it-

  [Suddenly becomes angry] 

  Nostalgia Critic : -Because you won't fucking shut up! I mean, by God, ever since I reviewed the first Ghost Rider movie, all you guys have been saying is "Review Ghost Rider 2! Review Ghost Rider 2! It's so much worse than the first one!" Well, fine, you... barking dogs of entitlement!

  [picks up the DVD] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Here's the goddamn DVD!

  [picks up remote] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Here's the goddamn remote! Let's goddamn watch it!

• Mike J. : I found a way to record myself onto every Ghost Rider 2 DVD in the world.

  Nostalgia Critic : Really?

  Mike J. : Yeah, it was... actually quite easy.

  Nostalgia Critic : Hmm.

  Mike J. : I've done it because no reviewer, not even the Nostalgia Critic, who has re-reviewed about ten films I reviewed, but we'll just ignore that all together, because I can let things go like that, should have to sit through this flaming skull of dog shit alone.

  Nostalgia Critic : Wait, how do you know everything I'm going to say?

  Mike J. : Because this movie is actually so repetitive and predictable, it's actually given me the ability to predict everything in the world which is mediocre.

  Nostalgia Critic : Wait a minute, that means you think I'm mediocre!

  Mike J. : Yeah, but you get the views.

• Mike J. : Oh my god, it's Heimdall from Thor!

  Nostalgia Critic : No it's not. It's just the same actor

  Mike J. : No, all the Marvel movies must be connected! He came through the Rainbow Bridge to have Ghost Rider join the Avengers! This created a time paradox, where The Human Torch became Captain America, Bruce Banner would get plastic surgery, twice, and Howard the Duck would exist in a universe where he can actually be funny! Now, what doesn't make sense about that?

  Nostalgia Critic : Why Stan Lee was in Princess Diaries 2?

  Mike J. : Damn those movies! Always fucking up the Marvel canon!