- Jimmy Barnes: She can't be pregnant! I did the hokey pokey... I put my whole self in. I pulled my whole self out.
- Nate Marlowe: Dad, if you want to win mom back, forcing yourself into her gynecologist's office isn't the way.
- Jimmy Barnes: 'Ginacologist. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced 'ginacologist. It's short for vaginacologist.