Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

Andy Samberg: Conner

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• Harry : Conner, don't worry about it. You were up there for, like, ten seconds.

  Conner : Ten seconds is an eternity, Harry. It's a third of the way to Mars.

  Harry : Conner, we've talked about this. Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact.

• Conner : Ever since I was born, I was dope.

• Conner : Harry, what the hell?

  Harry : First of all, this is an 18,000-seat arena. Nobody sells this out. You sold 15,000 seats. That's still really good.

  Conner : No, it's not good. Hammerleg sold this place out last week.

  Harry : Well, Aquaspin agrees with you. They're concerned about ticket sales.

  Conner : What? But it's an 18,000 seat place. Nobody sells that out.

  Harry : Hammerleg did last week.

• Conner : There's no such thing as selling out anymore, man. This is how big business works. I mean, nowadays, if you don't sell out, people will wonder if nobody asked you to.

• Conner : [reading reviews for his new album]  Well, it's Pitchfork, it's... they gave it a negative review.

  Cameraman : They didn't like it?

  Conner : No, like, it's a negative four out of ten.

• Conner : My fans and me... we're in love. My songs are love letters and the arena is our bedroom. The stage... the stage is where we fuck.

• Conner : Adam Levine's hologram! So expensive.

• Hunter : Oh! Conner4Real in the flesh? Hey, yo! It's... It's an honor to meet you, man. CONNquest, Style Boyz, I grew up off that shit, man.

  Owen : Thanks.

  Hunter : I wanna be you, kind of, but not white. Like black still, 'cause it's strong. It's a strong color.

  Conner : For sure, yeah.

  Hunter : Like, you are that dude. Like, have you met you? Have you met you? You? Have you met you?

  Conner : Yeah, yeah.

  Hunter : You know what I'm saying? This is crazy.

  Harry : You be you.

  Hunter : You don't want me to be all that 'cause I'll tear some shit up. You know how it is?

  Conner : That is great...

  Hunter : Hell, yeah! We gonna turn up a show up here! You know how it is!

  Conner : Okay.

  Hunter : But seriously, man. I'm real honored, dawg. I'm not gonna let you down. You my idol, right next to Jesus and Morgan Freeman.

• Hunter : Yo, helmet's dope. Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick.

  Conner : See? Don't you want to look like Optimus Prime?

  Owen : 's dick?

  Hunter : Fuck yeah!

  Conner : Fuck yeah.