BoJack Horseman: Hey, buddy.
Herb Kazzaz: You come back for that vitamix, you...
[coughs]
BoJack Horseman: Ooh, you should get that look at.
Herb Kazzaz: Ha, yeah. I've been meaning to see a doctor.
BoJack Horseman: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about... You know, I... feel bad, about what happened.
Herb Kazzaz: So, you're apologizing.
BoJack Horseman: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Herb Kazzaz: Okay, I don't forgive you.
BoJack Horseman: Herb, I said I'm sorry.
Herb Kazzaz: Yeah, and I do not forgive you.
BoJack Horseman: Uugh! Not sure you get what's happening here. This could be the last time...
Herb Kazzaz: No, I'm not going to give you closure. You don't get that.
[coughs]
Herb Kazzaz: You have to live the shitty thing, you did, for the rest of your life. You have to know that it's never ever going to be okay.
BoJack Horseman: I really think that we'd both feel better if we...
Herb Kazzaz: I'm dying. I'm not gonna feel better. And I'm not gonna be your prop so you can feel better.
[coughs]
BoJack Horseman: You have to believe me, I did everything I could.
Herb Kazzaz: Yeah, then why didn't you call me? Huh? Twenty years you didn't call me.
BoJack Horseman: Look, I-I-I wanted to, but I didn't thin...
Herb Kazzaz: You know what it was like for me? I had nobody, everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me, sure, but you?
BoJack Horseman: It's not my fault you got fired.
Herb Kazzaz: I don't care about the job! I did fine, I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me, and I will never forgive you for that. Now get the fuck out of my house!
BoJack Horseman: I...
[sighs]
BoJack Horseman: [walks out of Herb's room, pokes his head for a second]
BoJack Horseman: Yeah, this is a dumb question, but the gay thing and rectal cancer thing aren't related, are they?
Herb Kazzaz: GET OUT OF HERE!
BoJack Horseman: Never mind, stupid question. Forget I brought it up.