Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Face My Enemy (2014)
Ming-Na Wen: Melinda May
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Quotes
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Melinda May : So, what did she do? Fake me. How'd you know it wasn't me?
Phil Coulson : Little things. And she wanted to get coffee.
Melinda May : Ah. Punch her in the face?
Phil Coulson : Yeah.
Melinda May : Good.
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Skye : [Hears a noise over the comms] Wait. What was that?
Phil Coulson : Yeah. That's May.
Skye : Is-is she okay? Is everything okay?
Phil Coulson : Yes. She's laughing. I think the worst of it's over now.
Melinda May : [Walks up to Coulson] My face hurts.
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Agent Q : Agent May, surrender, and you will find satisfaction.
Melinda May : I get my satisfaction elsewhere.
Agent Q : The best part about killing you is that I won't have to be you anymore.
Melinda May : If you were really me... you wouldn't talk so much.
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Phil Coulson : This is fun, right? Isn't this fun? Look -
[Holds up his sleeves]
Phil Coulson : Cufflinks!
Melinda May : I will pay you $500 right now for a pair of flats.
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Melinda May : I assume this all makes you happy.
Phil Coulson : Why would this make me happy?
Melinda May : We failed in our mission. We're outnumbered, trapped, hoping not to get killed. Feels like the old days to me.
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Phil Coulson : We're blown.
Melinda May : Why?
Phil Coulson : No idea. I think Talbot's still pissed 'cause we kidnapped him that time.
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Melinda May : [laughing while under cover] I must get a picture of us together.
[Turns to Coulson]
Melinda May : Charles. C'mere. Honey, can you take a picture of me and Mr. Soto? It's be such a nice momento of the evening.
Phil Coulson : Oh, yes, that would be nice.
Gabriel Soto : He's... your husband?
Melinda May : [to Soto] We're modern.
[to Coulson]
Melinda May : Charles? Please?
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Phil Coulson : You weren't exactly thrilled when we got assigned that retrieval op in Sausalito that coffee shop, our first mission?
Melinda May : That's because the commander sent us in with no exit plan. I was in the bay for five hours.
Phil Coulson : I fished you out... eventually.
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Phil Coulson : This is fun, right?
[to May. They are dressed formally to go under cover]
Phil Coulson : Isn't this fun? Look. Cuff links.
Melinda May : [sternly] I will pay you $500 right now for a pair of flats.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : [gravely] Good luck, sir.
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Melinda May : [Referring to Talbot] I'll handle it.
Phil Coulson : May...
Melinda May : Hey, this is the part I do. It'll make up for all the dancing.
Phil Coulson : You liked it.
Melinda May : No, I didn't.
Phil Coulson : A little bit?
Melinda May : A little bit.
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Sunil Bakshi : Welcome back, Agent May. I have a few questions for you. For example, why your sudden interest in religious artwork?
Melinda May : Everybody has a hobby.
Sunil Bakshi : You and your small band of S.H.I.E.L.D. compatriots... there can't be many of you left. Who's running your operation? Where are you based?
Melinda May : Currently? About five feet from kicking your ass.
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Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : Just to be clear, this is all about a mask that this guy put on and made him look like me?
Phil Coulson : Yeah.
Brigadier General Glenn Talbot : You know, I spent five long months in an enemy war camp. You people make me miss those days. But hey, why don't we keep chatting on this secure line you've hacked so I can draw a bead on your location, and we can get some quality face time?
Phil Coulson : [Hangs up on General Talbot] Some people are better in small doses.
Melinda May : [Chuckles] Meanwhile, now we know Hydra is searching for evidence of the alien writing. That's not good.