- Optometrist: You have amblyopia.
- Dean: Yes.
- Optometrist: You didn't mention it in your medical history form.
- Dean: I didn't want to brag.
- Dean: I've never understood the appeal of a big wedding.
- Alex: I do. I want a huge wedding. Big flower arrangements. All my family and friends. Big band playing. If I ever love somebody that much, I want to shout it to the world.
- Dean: You ever come close?
- Alex: No. Well, maybe once.
- Dean: You don't mean me.
- Alex: You want to know the truth? I've been with a lot of guys in my life. I've even lived with a few of them, but none of them compared to you. It's gotten so bad that no matter where I go in the world, I find myself looking for you.
- Alex: I don't know which is more strange, the fact that I'm *not* on the internet, or the fact that everybody is so freaked out that I'm not.