Gotham (TV Series)
Penguin's Umbrella (2014)
Robin Lord Taylor: Oswald Cobblepot, Penguin
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Quotes
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Oswald Cobblepot : Why do they want me back so badly?
Sal Maroni : I know why. Because they know I got a stone moneymaker here. A golden goose. They know it, and they don't want us to have him. Right, Penguin?
Oswald Cobblepot : Honk, honk.
Sal Maroni : What?
Oswald Cobblepot : Honk, honk. It's what geese say.
Sal Maroni : Oh, right, right. Honk, honk.
Frankie Carbone : So, fine, we got a goose.
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Oswald Cobblepot : Yeah, that's clever enough. I never doubted your intelligence. That's not your problem.
Frankie Carbone : Oh, I got a problem, huh? I got a problem. No, you got a problem. What's my problem, schmo?
Oswald Cobblepot : What drives you? What's your passion? When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him.
Frankie Carbone : Do you believe this guy?
Oswald Cobblepot : For you, it's money. You love money. More than power or respect. You're a skinflint, Mr. Carbone. A cheapskate.
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Oswald Cobblepot : Told you. Easy as pie. There must be a million dollars worth here.
Frankie Carbone : Yeah, you told us, all right. You're clever. You're very clever.
Oswald Cobblepot : I sense a sarcastic and hostile edge to your tone.
Frankie Carbone : Hostile?
[punches Oswald in his stomach]
Frankie Carbone : You got that right. You ain't no golden goose, you're a yellow rat snitch, and you got Maroni all twisted.
Oswald Cobblepot : I'm glad we're finally clearing the air at least.
Frankie Carbone : [grabs him] That's it. Act smart, okay? 'Cause all I got to do right now is put a bullet right here. Bang. See, then I go back and tell the boss that one of Niko's men shot you. Gee, that's too bad. End of story.
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[stabs Carbone]
Oswald Cobblepot : The simple act of a substantial pay rise is all it took to sway these men, your greatest passion became your greatest weakness, love, love conquers all
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Oswald Cobblepot : Mr. Falcone, indeed I have a secret of great value. I have one request: give the job of killing me to James Gordon.
Carmine Falcone : Why him?
Oswald Cobblepot : He's the only man under your sway with a conscience. He can be persuaded to spare me.
Carmine Falcone : Why would I agree to that? I want you dead, you're a snitch.
Oswald Cobblepot : Because I will be your snitch for life. I will snitch my way into the Maroni family. I have a gift for this, I'm excellent at this kind of thing.
Carmine Falcone : If the job of killing you goes to James Gordon, what is the valuable secret?
Oswald Cobblepot : Fish Mooney and Nikolai the Russian only pretend to hate each other. They're lovers. She's pushing him to take your place so she can take over from him.
Carmine Falcone : Hmm... that *is* a valuable secret.
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[last lines]
Carmine Falcone : It's almost uncanny. Everything played out exactly as you said it would. We got rid of Nikolai painlessly, and Maroni thinks you're a wizard. You really do have a gift. But I think we're making a mistake letting Gordon live. He's trouble.
Oswald Cobblepot : Thank you so much for sparing him. I appreciate the favor. Don't worry. He'll see the light. One way or another, I guarantee it.