Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing

Quotes 

• Gerry Standing : [about Sasha]  What happened to the bloke who took her to Barcelona?

  Steve McAndrew : What goes in Barcelona, Gerry, stays in Barcelona.

  Danny Griffin : And he did, stay in Barcelona. With a twenty-five year old occupational therapist.

  Gerry Standing : Oh dear, oh dear!

• [last lines] 

  Gerry Standing : This has got nothing to do with either of you.

  DCI Sasha Miller : Actually, it does; you've got a lot of questions to answer.

  Gerry Standing : I'm going home.

  DCI Sasha Miller : No, Gerry, you're going to come back to the office with us.

  [Gerry ignores her] 

  DCI Sasha Miller : Gerry. Gerry Standing, I'm arresting you for conspiracy to murder Detective Chief Inspector Martin Ackroyd, You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court.