- Danny Griffin: What do you think? Toni with an 'i' - is that a man or a woman?
- Steve McAndrew: Well, it could be a girl called 'Toni.' I had an Uncle Marion.
- Danny Griffin: Uncle Marion?
- Steve McAndrew: What's wrong with that? John Wayne's real name was 'Marion.' He was called 'Marion Morrison.'
- Danny Griffin: Not to his face, he wasn't. And he changed it. Next thing you'll be telling me is Harrison Ford's real name is 'Debbie.'
- Steve McAndrew: Funnily enough...
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- DCI Sasha Miller: December the 31st, 1999, remember it?
- Ted Case: Well, not the latter stages or rest of the following week, come to think of it.
- Danny Griffin: I was at a trance techno rave in Ibitha.
- Steve McAndrew: What?
- Danny Griffin: No, all right then, a quiet night in with Sarah and Polly listening to Miles Davis.
- Ted Case: I was worried about the world coming to an end; once I realized it hadn't I made a resolution never to stress about it again.
- Steve McAndrew: Oh, you stuck to that then.
- DCI Sasha Miller: I was on nights, working. Well, somebody had to what with you lot all partying.
- Steve McAndrew: What was she like, the baroness?
- Ted Case: Huh, charming, intelligent, persuasive.
- Danny Griffin: You didn't like her then?
- Ted Case: I've never been a big fan of the establishment; I sort of get a little bit uneasy around authority figures.
- Danny Griffin: I can't let it end like this. I want to go out on a high; I don't want to be mothballed.
- Ted Case: Well, we've already been mothballed; it's the knacker's yard next.
- Danny Griffin: Well, I think we know what we're saying, don't we, gentlemen?
- Steve McAndrew: I think we do.
- Ted Case: Yeah. I've always wanted to go commando, Or al fresco, or under the radar, whatever you call it.
- Danny Griffin: 'Illegal' I think is the word.
- Ted Case: That's the one.
- Baroness Samira Khan: When does this become harassment?
- DAC Robert Strickland: Oh, I don't think we're anywhere near *that* yet.
- DCI Sasha Miller: You do know that obstructing a police investigation is a criminal offence?
- Baroness Samira Khan: Oh, really? I wasn't aware this was a *police* investigation. Just a bunch of mavericks who are outstaying their welcome.
- DCI Sasha Miller: Mavericks who are prepared to go down kicking and screaming. Loudly.