- Lord Starchbottom: Hold it! Stop! Why is everyone screaming? I am screaming on account of the lion!
- Grumpy: I am screaming on account of the ghost!
- Sneezy: I was screaming because you were.
- Sleepy: I was screaming because Sneezy was.
- Doc: I was screaming because Sleepy was.
- [Dopey whistles]
- Happy: I was screaming because it looked like fun!
- Sally: Hello, my name is Sally. I sell sea shells at the sea shore. Would you like to buy some?
- Happy: Well, Sally. Your seashells sure seem swell.
- Grumpy: No.
- Sally: Then perhaps you purchase a pickled pepper pie pecked by Peter Piper...
- Happy: A pickled pepper pecked by Peter Piper...
- Grumpy: No!
- Sally: Fancy Franny's fried fish fries?
- Happy: Fancy fatty free fry flee...
- Grumpy: No!
- Lord Starchbottom: What is taking so long?
- Happy: Sally sells sweet shells and pickered pie for Fanny's fancy feel...
- Grumpy: [Indicating Happy and Sally] That's what taking so long!
- Lord Starchbottom: Can't you just ask for directions to the mansion by the sea?
- Sally: The mansion by the sea? That joint's haunted!
- [the camera zooms into the mansion by the sea. When it cuts back, Sally is gone]
- Happy: Thanks, Sal-
- [He notices she's not there]
- Grumpy: Where'd she go?
- Lord Starchbottom: Forget about her. Come on.