- Henry Morgan: There are things for all of us, that even all the time in the world wouldn't be able to erase
- Lucas Wahl: You guys would, you know, notice if I was abducted, right?
- Henry Morgan: I've already told him that we would be, if it wasn't too busy
- Henry Morgan: COD is blunt force trauma to the head. He was struck with his award from approximately a 20 degree vector
- Jo Martinez: Vector?
- Henry Morgan: Angle and force
- Jo Martinez: Oh, well then just say that!
- Henry Morgan: In my experience, just because you're a saint doesn't mean that you don't know any sinners!
- Jo Martinez: Hey! Bathroom is out of order! But, then again, what do I know? I'm not a plumber? I'm just a detective
- Lucas Wahl: Wow, don't think anybody at my high school would notice if I was abducted!
- Henry Morgan: Well, look how far you've come! You're now someone whose abduction would be noticed
- Lucas Wahl: Yeah! It would! Thanks, doc
- Henry Morgan: Sour milk and baking soda! An old technique to induce vomiting
- Jo Martinez: How did you know to do that?
- Henry Morgan: You know, you live long enough, you learn a thing or two
- Jo Martinez: Can I ask you a question?
- Henry Morgan: Hm
- Jo Martinez: Did you ever think of becoming a real doctor?
- Henry Morgan: Actually, I am a real doctor. I will try not to be offended on behalf of the brotherhood of medical examiners the world over. But to your question... yes. I was a physician for a time, years ago
- Jo Martinez: So why did you stop?
- Henry Morgan: It was time for a change
- Jo Martinez: How do you know all this stuff?
- Henry Morgan: I used to be a grave digger
- Jo Martinez: Right, how could I forget? I got to ask you: did you enjoy it?
- Henry Morgan: Hm, found it rewarding
- Abe: Well, we all have our secrets, don't we? Have a nice day
- Henry Morgan: What's yours? Your biggest secret?
- Abe: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore! Would it?