- Moira Rose: In the lea of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay and the dazzling peach crabapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker.
- Moira Rose: [In a TV commercial for a winery] In the lea of a picturesque ridge, lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay and the dazzling peach crabapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker!
- Herb Ertlinger: Well, it's fruit wine, which in itself is exciting, but the most exciting thing is that all our fruit is 100% insecticide free!
- Moira Rose: Mmm.
- [sips, gags]
- Moira Rose: Oh, there's something in mine!
- Herb Ertlinger: Oh, that's a ladybug - that's one of the good ones.
- Johnny Rose: So, what kind of lens are we using here?
- Camera Operator: It's, uh, a zoom.
- Johnny Rose: Zoom, oh, good, good! Any primes, primes, are we using any primes?
- Camera Operator: Uh, those are mostly for, uh, feature films.
- Johnny Rose: What's the ring light situation?
- [cameraman shakes his head and walks away in exasperation]
- Johnny Rose: Are we booming this today?
- Twyla Sands: Now, let's feel the inner edge of those thighs.
- [to Alexis, who is running her hands along Mutt's inner thighs]
- Twyla Sands: Um, Mutt should support his own thighs.