Keanu (2016)

Keegan-Michael Key: Clarence Goobril, Smoke Dresden

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• Clarence Goobril : Wordness to the turdness.

• Keanu : Hello, Clarence. It's me, Keanu. Meow.

  Clarence Goobril : Wait, are you Keanu Reeves?

  Keanu : [laughs]  Yeah, I'm your spirit teacher. People can't be excellent to you unless you're being excellent to yourself.

• Clarence Goobril : Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

• Clarence Goobril : Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session!