About a Boy (TV Series)

About a Boy Becoming a Man (2015)

Benjamin Stockham: Marcus

Quotes 

• Marcus : My Mom's got plans tomorrow night, so I'm home with a babysitter.

  Shea Garcia-Miller : Babysitters are for babies. Just tell your Mom you're staying home alone, and then invite me over.

  Marcus : Wait - you mean lie? To my *mother*?

  Shea Garcia-Miller : Well, if she's gonna treat you like a baby, then what choice do you have? You're twelve years old. Text me when you grow a pair, OK?

  [she turns to leave] 

  Marcus : Wait, Shea, what kind of pear are we talking about? Like, are we goin' Bartlett? or Bosc? 'cause my Mom and I have been talking about growing some fruit trees...

  [by now, Shea is far down the hall on her way out]