- Elena Gilbert: [on cell-phone] Damon's gone? As in... into thin air?
- Stefan Salvatore: Ooh, careful. You just sounded genuinely concerned for my brother.
- Elena Gilbert: I don't have feelings for him anymore. Doesn't mean I want him to blink out of existence.
- Stefan Salvatore: He didn't. It's some sort of cloaking spell. Alaric's on the phone with Jo trying to figure out how to break it.
- Elena Gilbert: And to think we could've all been sitting around stuffed, playing board games.
- Stefan Salvatore: So just to be clear, Jo was invited to Friendsgiving, but I wasn't?
- Elena Gilbert: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must, with no exception, pick the side of my best friend.
- [he scoffs]
- Elena Gilbert: Can't you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
- Stefan Salvatore: You're just mad because no one knew how to carve the turkey.
- Elena Gilbert: [on cell-phone] How did you know that you could trust me?
- Stefan Salvatore: Trust you with what?
- Elena Gilbert: When you were honest with me about what you were. How did you know that you could trust me with such a big secret?
- Stefan Salvatore: That's easy. I was in love with you. I wanted you to know everything.
- [as she basks in that answer]
- Stefan Salvatore: You owe me dinner.
- Elena Gilbert: [practicing confession] I'm a vampire.
- Caroline Forbes: I don't know. Maybe a little less emphasis on "vampire."
- Elena Gilbert: I'm... a vampire.
- [still sounds bad]
- Elena Gilbert: I mean... there's only so many ways you can say it.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, maybe Liam will stop digging into Lady Whitmore's miraculous recovery, and you won't have to come clean.
- Elena Gilbert: Or he'll keep digging, realize that I force-fed her my vampire blood, and then just bail on me.
- Caroline Forbes: You know, all of this can go away with one fell mind wipe.
- Elena Gilbert: So lie, and lie again, and again, and again...
- Caroline Forbes: Okay, if you wanna tell him the truth, I support you one hundred percent. But if you're rushing into this to escape some conflicted feelings over a certain ex that just came back into your life, then I suggest you keep your fangs to yourself.
- Liv Parker: [at Thanksgiving dinner table] He was a psychopath, so they sent him away. Kai went to his prison, Jo dodged a bullet. And the leadership falls on us.
- [looks at her brother Luke]
- Caroline Forbes: Okay! Well, now that we've all gotten to know each other a little better, can someone please pass the dinner rolls?
- Liv Parker: [tearfully] Sorry that my family drama isn't appropriate dinner conversation, Caroline.
- Caroline Forbes: That's not what I meant.
- Tyler Lockwood: [as Liv rises] Liv...
- Liv Parker: Leave me alone.
- [out the room]
- Tyler Lockwood: Caroline's out looking for you. She wanted to apologize. Why didn't you tell me?
- Liv Parker: What? That my coven requires my brother and me to merge when we're twenty-two? Because... that's not totally screwed up!
- Tyler Lockwood: You're talking to a guy with the gene that turns him into a wolf. Look, if you don't wanna merge, then don't. Your coven doesn't control you.
- Liv Parker: My coven needs a leader. You don't understand that, because you're not one of us. You're not even supposed to be in my life.
- Tyler Lockwood: Let me help you.
- Liv Parker: You... can't help me. Why do you think I'm trying to get rid of you? When I look at you,
- [sobs]
- Liv Parker: I feel... everything I don't get to have. I either die in the merge or I get to live with the fact that I killed my own brother. So, tell me, Tyler... how can you help with that?
- Tyler Lockwood: [as Liv wakes up on his couch] Good morning.
- Liv Parker: Where am I?
- Tyler Lockwood: You passed out. So I brought you home.
- Liv Parker: [sighs] You kidnapped me? Romantic.
- Tyler Lockwood: I'm protecting you, Liv. I'm not letting you sacrifice yourself because your coven needs a leader.
- Liv Parker: They'll come after me.
- Tyler Lockwood: Let 'em. Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you, they'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.
- Liv Parker: [her hand reaches out towards him] I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
- Tyler Lockwood: You'll make up for it next year. We'll find another way, Liv. I'm not gonna let you die.
- Elena Gilbert: You should have told me that Bonnie was alive. And then you should have brought me with you.
- Damon Salvatore: Well, Ric had more frequent-flyer miles. And he didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.
- Elena Gilbert: Yeah, I deserve that.
- Damon Salvatore: Mm-hmm.