- Mr. Flowers: "Lizzie Borden." The axe killer?
- Lizzie Borden: I prefer "former Sunday school teacher."
- Lizzie Borden: So Charles, what do you think. Do I look like a brutal killer to you?
- Charlie Siringo: Well, Lizzie, Looks might be able to fool an east-coast tea-drinkin' jury, but I've seen all kinds. Now there was a lady in Colorado - this is some years ago now - but she, um, she killed three of her husbands, four of her children, and the family dog before I caught up with her. She couldn't have been more than 90 pounds wet. But I'll never forget, I could barely hear her little neck snap when she hit the end of the rope.
- Lizzie Borden: That poor dog.