Galavant (TV Series)

Completely Mad... Alena (2015)

Timothy Omundson: King Richard

Quotes 

• King Richard : It's 9:03. Why am I the only one who is ever on time?

  Gareth : There should be a standardized system based on the rotation of the earth in relation to its position to the sun and the moon.

  King Richard : You sound like a witch.

• King Richard : He'll be here tonight, as the sun has cast its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon has risen above the eastern ridge.

  Gareth : So like, nine o'clock.

  King Richard : Yes, Gareth, he'll be here at nine.

• King Richard : She's going to be so surprised!

  Gareth : No she's not, because you keep doing that stupid evil-king-whisper thing that everyone can hear.

• King Richard : Make no mistake. If you don't bring me Galavant, I will kill them. For realsies.

• Madalena : Why are you so calm? Normally when I yell at you, you get tummy cramps and have to go poopy. Your words.

  King Richard : What can I say? I'm sleeping well, exercising, laying off the wheat. Just in a really good place right now.

  Madalena : You're inept.

• King Richard : It is very rude of Galavant to be late to his own killing!