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Advanced Safety Features (2015)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us as much as we like him and each other?
Ben Chang : He probably doesn't know his role yet. I mean, is he Black Pierce, Old Troy, or Shirley Without a Giant Purse?
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Frankie Dart : Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
Ben Chang : Good question.
[Gets up from his chair, puts on his reading glasses, dims the lights and begins a PowerPoint presentation entitled "Chang and PowerPoint A Journey to Disappointment]
Ben Chang : When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, I said...
[Presents a new slide]
Ben Chang : "Yes." But what did I really mean?
[Presents a new slide]
Ben Chang : These are yeses and noes in a chart. They appear to be the same. However...
[Presents a new slide, with a rooster crowing and laying an egg]
Ben Chang : I think you'll find...
[Reaches behind the projector screen]
Ben Chang : that within some eggs...
[Produces an egg from behind the projector]
Ben Chang : is the truth.
[He smashes the egg on a laptop]
Ben Chang : That should have been a dollar bill. But I'm no magician.
[He reopens the lights and takes off his glasses, as he sits on his chair again]
Ben Chang : I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint
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Elroy Patashnik : [Playing a game of The Ears Have It] Am I found in Africa?
Abed Nadir : Yes, and San Diego and the Bronx.
Ben Chang : A woman?