Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Face Value (2015)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Maura is examining a dead body] Is the same knife that killed Helen?
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, it appears that the apex of the incise wounds is indeed rough and uneven which would be consistent with what Helen suffered.
Detective Vince Korsak : [to Rizzoli] Indeed is close to yes, right?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yes adjacent.
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Dr. Maura Isles : [Jane has been walking back and forth outside Maura's office to see if she notices her footsteps] *What* are you doing?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : How'd you know it was me?
Dr. Maura Isles : You were clomping.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You recognized my clomping?
Dr. Maura Isles : No. I heard clomping. I looked up. And I saw my best friend being weird.
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Dr. Maura Isles : [about the fact that one of Jane's legs might be longer than the other] You should get that looked at.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I don't want to get it looked at.
Dr. Maura Isles : Well, it could cause damage to your back over time. Simple enough to lengthen the other leg.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I don't need to be taller, Maura. Men are already afraid of me enough as it is.
Dr. Maura Isles : And you think it's because you're tall?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Uh, Makes me want to give up on going to malls
Dr. Maura Isles : You don't go to malls
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Mission accomplished
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Dr. Maura Isles : [walks into her kitchen] Great news!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You're getting a dishwasher with only one button! Yay! No, okay, uhm
[presses buttons]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : top and bottom rack, regular soil, air...
Dr. Maura Isles : Don't air
Detective Jane Rizzoli : But it has the little energy saving symbol next to it
Dr. Maura Isles : I know, but it takes like 9 hours to finish and the sound of the fan drives me crazy
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Energy waster on
[and closes the dishwasher]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Uh, it takes less time to wash them by hand