Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Nice to Meet You, Dr. Isles (2015)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Referring to Maura's adoptive father] Want me to shoot him?
Dr. Maura Isles : I do. I really do.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay.
Dr. Maura Isles : But, instead maybe I'll talk to him first.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Fine. But, let me know if you change your mind.
Dr. Maura Isles : We'll see how the talk goes.
[pause]
Dr. Maura Isles : Otherwise, you are very good at shooting my relatives.
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Detective Vince Korsak : [Referring to the victim] Jeweler to the rich and famous.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : How famous?
Dr. Maura Isles : Rappers. Athletes. Young people with a lot of money and no understanding of understatement.
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Dr. Maura Isles : What I say cannot leave this room.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What you say cannot *fit* in this room.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Maura's phone rings, she doesn't react, Jane looks at it] Ooh, oh, A.I.! Artificial Intelligence. You're getting a call from the future.
Dr. Maura Isles : It's actually from the past. It's my father, Arthur.
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Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [Jane is moving in with Frankie in his apartment] Janie, we can make this work. We just have to lay down some ground rules.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Ground rules?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Yeah. For instance, see that drawer?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yeah.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Don't open it.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay.
[Frankie turns around; Jane opens the drawer]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Ha! See? That was a test! You failed. Now you will never know the location of my secret drawer.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Can I use your computer?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Of course.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Good, I'm gonna stay at a hotel.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : No, no, no, stop, stop. Look, we can do this. We just have a few more rules, right?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [sighs] Okay.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Dishes in the sink, rinsed. If you finish my cereal, replace it. And please don't dry your brassiere in my shower.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay, please don't ever say the word "brassiere", Francis.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Don't call me that.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Fine, Franklin.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : That's not even my name!
[Knocking]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, can I open the door, or is there a rule against that too?
[Frankie allows; Jane opens door]
Dr. Maura Isles : Hey.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hey, glad you're here. You can help me find Frankie's porn drawer.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : It's a *secret* drawer.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : That means it's weird porn. Don't touch her brassiere.
Dr. Maura Isles : Why would he touch my brassiere?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : He has a thing.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : I don't have a thing.
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Dr. Maura Isles : [Jane comes rushing into the lab] Oh, I've been thinking about your wardrobe. And I was wrong about starting on ensembles. You're not an ensemble person. You just need a few high quality pieces, and we build from there.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I just need a new pair of pants. Is this why you brought me down here?
Dr. Maura Isles : No.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : So, the diamond flakes have anything to do with why he's dead?
Kent Drake : No, it's just a little factoid, plated for your edification.
Dr. Maura Isles : Thank you, Kent.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You two should get married and then have children that get their butts kicked on the tether ball court.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Because you have absolutely no poker face.
Dr. Maura Isles : Yes, I do!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Have you ever beaten me at cards?
Dr. Maura Isles : No.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Maura explains something in the lab, Kent suddenly pops up] Jeez, what the hell?
Kent Drake : Puffer fish actually tastes quite delicious.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What're you doing?
Kent Drake : I was looking for my pen. A little tense, are we?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : A little weird, are we?
Kent Drake : It actually just tastes like chicken. Any more questions?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : So many.
Kent Drake : All right, fine, I'll be getting back to my work then.
[leaves the lab]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I mean, I don't want to paint the netire country with one brush, but that Scottish guy? Weird!
Dr. Maura Isles : That's unimportant.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Okay.