Grandma (2015)

Lily Tomlin: Elle

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• Sage : So, you used to like men?

  Elle Reid : Oh, I always liked women, I just didn't like myself.

• Sage : Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!

  Elle Reid : What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'

• Elle Reid : You need to be able to say 'screw you' sometimes.

• Sage : You know, you have a real anger problem.

  Elle Reid : No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.

• Elle Reid : I like being old, young people are stupid.

• Elle Reid : Don't make me fall, I could break a hip!

• Elle Reid : Love does not conquer everything.

• Elle Reid : Where can you get a reasonably priced abortion in this town?

• Sage : What's a bonobo?

  Elle Reid : A very advanced ape. The females run the show, they masturbate all the time and they don't have wars unlike chimps and humans.

• [Young man charmingly looking at Sage] 

  Elle Reid : She's already pregnant.

• Sage : Grandma, do you have any more ideas?

  Elle Reid : Yeah, afraid I do.

• Mom : Any idiot could see that you need to be supervised.

  [looking towards Elle] 

  Mom : Am I right?

  Elle Reid : Are you saying I'm "any idiot"?

• Sage : So, you think women are better than men?

  Elle Reid : Men are okay. My father was a man.

  Sage : Mine was a sperm.