BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

BoJack Horseman Christmas Special: Sabrina's Christmas Wish (2014)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman

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• Todd Chavez : You have to watch cheesy old holiday specials on Christmas; it's tradition.

  BoJack Horseman : Why? They're never any good.

  Todd Chavez : Things don't become traditions because they're good, BoJack. They become good because they're traditions.

• Todd Chavez : BoJack, it's Christmas!

  BoJack Horseman : Well, don't get too excited. I didn't get you shit.

  Todd Chavez : Ha! Shows what you know! When you were passed out, I used your credit card to buy me this new hat. Merry Christmas, to me.

  [Todd takes off Santa hat, to reveal new hat, which looks exactly the same has his old one] 

  BoJack Horseman : It looks exactly like your old hat.

  Todd Chavez : Yeah, it's my favorite kind of hat. Thanks buddy.

  BoJack Horseman : Okay, great. Christmas transaction complete. Please leave now.

  Todd Chavez : Or we could watch, Sabrina's Christmas Wish.

  BoJack Horseman : Hard pass.

  Todd Chavez : What? Come on! You love Horsin' Around.

  BoJack Horseman : Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas ones.

  Todd Chavez : Because the themes about family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your isolation?

  BoJack Horseman : No, but thank you for that. Todd, special holiday episodes are always stupid, cynical cash grabs by greedy corporations looking to squeeze some extra Nielson points, from sentimental clap-trap for mush brain idiots who'd rather spend their Christmas watching a fake family TV then actually trying to have a conversation with their own dumb families.

  Todd Chavez : I like when people on TV hug each other.

• BoJack Horseman : Still don't believe I let you talk me into this.

  Todd Chavez : And I still don't believe Goober ended up molesting those Laker girls.

  BoJack Horseman : Goober did not molest those Laker girls. The actor who played Goober molested those Laker girls.

  Todd Chavez : Hey, this is nice, right?