The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Deemed Dealer (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
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Quotes
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Meredith Bose : Where do we find the Trinitarios?
Alejandro Padilla : Most recent intel puts the gang's headquarters at a Laundromat in Spanish Harlem
Meredith Bose : All right, I'll go
Laura Diamond : Oh perfect! You can't go empty handed!
[Dives into her desk and gives Meredith a pile of dirty clothes]
Laura Diamond : Here, take this for me
Meredith Bose : You keep dirty laundry in your desk?
Laura Diamond : Sometimes I spill on things. Where should I keep them? Your desk?
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Laura Diamond : Any one of these could be a locker full of laughing grass
Billy Soto : You looked up weed nicknames online, didn't you?
Laura Diamond : No
Billy Soto : Yeah, you did
Laura Diamond : Did not
Billy Soto : Meredith told me Alejandro was sniffing around the precinct. Are you trying to impress him with a little hipster drug lingo?
Laura Diamond : Okay, maybe I did a incy wincy little Google search
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Max Carnegie : Oh my God, look at these
Laura Diamond : Oh!
Max Carnegie : Oh my God!
Jake Broderick : Let me guess: food truck Tony
Laura Diamond : Oh
Jake Broderick : And you can't take the time to chew?
Laura Diamond : This is me chewing
Max Carnegie : You know what these are? God in brownie form
Laura Diamond : If that where the case, it'd be fat free
Jake Broderick : If they're that good, I'll try one
Laura Diamond : [Prevents Jake from taking one] Stop spying on me and we'll talk!
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Jake Broderick : Why don't you take a trip over and start with the principal?
Laura Diamond : The way these privileged places work, we're not going to get anywhere! We take one step on that campus and every single student, teacher and administrator will lawyer up, whether we are talking about murder or an overdue library book
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Leo Diamond : Late night! So, what's the report
Laura Diamond : [Tipsy] All good! We got a promising case in the lead
[thinks again]
Laura Diamond : reverse that!
