Nine Lives (I) (2016)
Christopher Walken: Felix Perkins
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Quotes
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Tom Brand : How'd I get into this?
Felix Perkins : You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.
Tom Brand : But I hate cats!
Felix Perkins : That's what makes this so perfect.
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Felix Perkins : So... How you doin' in there?
Tom Brand : Wait a minute... I'm a CAT!
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Felix Perkins : I'm a cat whisperer.
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Felix Perkins : You look familiar.
Tom Brand : [annoyed] I'm Tom Brand, I own FireBrand...?
Felix Perkins : Yesss. I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.
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Tom Brand : I am not eating cat food.
Felix Perkins : You'll eat cat food or else.
Tom Brand : Oh, I'm ten pounds and covered in fur. What else could you possibly do to me?
Felix Perkins : This cat has not been fixed.
Tom Brand : [Whispers] Don't you dare!
Lara Brand : Oh, should I take him to the vet?
Tom Brand : Perkins...
Felix Perkins : Let's wait...
Tom Brand : ...if you so much as lay a finger on my...
Felix Perkins : ...He's made progress. He's gonna be better now.
Tom Brand : [Continues ranting, unintelligible]
Felix Perkins : If he isn't eating his cat food or using his poopy box, give me a call. I'll clip him myself. You hear that Mr. Fuzzypants?
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Ian Cox : No I can handle the SEC. Just get me on the phone with Goldman.
Felix Perkins : Sir. You might want to hang up.
Ian Cox : Excuse me?
Felix Perkins : You're not going to like where this call is going.
Ian Cox : Thank you. Sorry some nutcase. Listen we can still take him to court.
[a taxi cab hits Ian]
Felix Perkins : Ian. Ian? Gotta be honest. I don't know how you're gonna get out of this.
Ian Cox : [shown in a cat's body] I hate cats.
Felix Perkins : That's what makes this so perfect.
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Felix Perkins : I wouldn't take that call Ian hang up
[Ian carries on conversing into a cell phone and is promptly run over]
Felix Perkins : [last lines]
Ian Cox : [Now stuck in a cat as his comatose body is wheeled away] But I HATE Cats!
Felix Perkins : [Smugly repeating what he told Tom] That's why it makes this so perfect
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Felix Perkins : Okay, cats.
Tom Brand : I'm sorry?
Felix Perkins : Let's do this.
[Turns Brand into a cat]