The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Exsanguinated Ex (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Reynaldo West : Yeah, it's not washing that couture Carine Gibson-negligee. Chantilly-lace, it costs over 5K
Laura Diamond : Why do you know that? I take that back, I don't wanna know, please
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Laura Diamond : Why were you at her house?
Dr. Andrew Devlin : She called, asked me to come over. I don't know why. When she didn't answer, I let myself in
Laura Diamond : Ex-husbands really need to learn to give back the keys when they leave!
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Dr. Andrew Devlin : Her worst vice was... Pilates
Laura Diamond : What? What is it?
Dr. Andrew Devlin : Emma's Pilates instructor trained her at the house. He had a key
Laura Diamond : You had a key, her Swami had a key, now this guy? Why even have a lock?
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Jake Broderick : 'Cause he did it! Emma Baker just called him out from beyond the grave!
Laura Diamond : Ghosts can't testify in court, alibi witnesses can!
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Dr. Andrew Devlin : [In a busy hallway] Hey pretty! Glad you called. I haven't stopped thinking about you since dinner. Of course I haven't digested it yet, either
Laura Diamond : Not here! Come with me
[turns and walks into a room]
Dr. Andrew Devlin : Okay, I like where this is heading
[enters interrogation room]
Dr. Andrew Devlin : or maybe not
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Dr. Andrew Devlin : She lied, I didn't! I was in the office and I wasn't alone
Laura Diamond : Okay, wait. You have an alibi witness and you bribed someone else to lie for you? That doesn't make any sense!
Dr. Andrew Devlin : I was getting a massage, that... ended happily
Laura Diamond : Ah, rub and tug! Classy
Dr. Andrew Devlin : Don't make me feel worse than I already do