Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Mamma Mia! (2015)

Malcolm Ray: Malcolm

Quotes 

• Rob Walker : You're really going to review "Mamma Mia"?

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, so what?

  Tamara Chambers : Nobody's gonna watch a fucking review of "Mamma Mia"!

  Malcolm Ray : Yeah, the reviews that get the most hits are superheroes, fart jokes, or Nicolas Cage.

  Tamara Chambers : Yeah, and that's all in the same video.

• [Rob, Tamara and Malcolm all object to the Critic reviewing "Mamma Mia"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : It isn't just reviewing "Mamma Mia", I'm tackling a subject matter that a lot of people don't usually address.

  Rob Walker : Yeah? And what's that?

  Nostalgia Critic : ...I'm talking about the art of the chick flick and...

  [Rob, Tamara and Malcolm become furious and groan in frustration] 

  Tamara Chambers : Are you kidding me?

  Rob Walker : What, are you fucking crazy?

  [they start to leave] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey! Get back here!

  Rob Walker : You're a fucking moron!

  Nostalgia Critic : I can buy and sell you like ABBA's dignity!

  [they pay no attention to him as they leave] 

  Malcolm Ray : He should've done another Matrix Month.

  Tamara Chambers : Yeah, some people got so mad they watched that three times.

  Rob Walker : Why do they do that?

  Tamara Chambers : I don't know.