- Anne Lockwood: Let's make a little detour and see the beautiful cathedral there.
- Jacques Clement: Who are you and what have you done with my American friend, always in a hurry to get to Paris?
- Michael Lockwood: Oh come on, 100 camels? Where the hell are we gonna get 100 camels for Christ's sake? What does the script say? Goats. I thought so. And those Moroccan goats work cheap.
- Anne Lockwood: Michael and I have flown from the south of France to Paris, but we've never driven.
- Jacques Clement: Driving is the only way to see a country.
- Michael Lockwood: Our director in Morocco has gone completely crazy. He's into double overtime every day. He seduced his leading lady but now they're fighting on the set. It's a nightmare.
- Jacques Clement: Yes, but he's had three straight hits. Relax, we can trust him.
- Anne Lockwood: Honey, what are you working so hard for if your wife can't have a cheeseburger when she wants one?
- Michael Lockwood: Baby, I'd buy you a billion cheeseburgers, but you know how much I hate wasteful extravagance.
- Anne Lockwood: Ah, yes. Because your cufflinks were such a bargain.
- Jacques Clement: Anne, a deal offer is like a souffle. It's all about timing.
- Anne Lockwood: Yes, you don't want it to collapse.
- Jacques Clement: The chef here was famous for roast baby lamb. What looks good to you, Anne?
- Anne Lockwood: Oh, everything looks good. I can't decide.
- Jacques Clement: You don't have to.
- Jacques Clement: So I have good news. My friend got us a lunch reservation in Lyon at the restaurant with a new chef who's got outstanding reviews.
- Anne Lockwood: Jacques, that sounds wonderful, but I thought we'd be in Paris by now.
- Jacques Clement: Paris can wait.
- Anne Lockwood: You know, unlike smoking, there are studies that say that chocolate is good for you.
- Jacques Clement: You Americans always have to have a reason for everything. We eat what we enjoy.
- Martine: Anne, don't be in a hurry to go back to Paris. You'll never forget your travels with Jacques. Trust me.
- Jacques Clement: Are you nervous?
- Anne Lockwood: Maybe. A little bit. We've never actually been alone together.
- Jacques Clement: So you didn't believe me when I said I don't bite.
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- Michael Lockwood: [on the phone] Yeah? No, no. No, we're leaving Cannes now. Hey, Budapest could be huge for us. They say we'll cut production costs in half! No, a vacation can wait.
- Jacques Clement: [turns on the car stereo] Ah! Mozart, we couldn't do better. So let's pretend we don't know where we're going or even who we are.
- Anne Lockwood: Ha-ha-ha. Oh, brother.
- Jacques Clement: Would you like a glass of wine?
- Anne Lockwood: No, no. No. No. Thank you. Yes! When in France.
- Jacques Clement: You'll like this wine, it's Chateauneuf-du-Pape.
- Anne Lockwood: Ooh. That's good!
- Jacques Clement: Merci. This wine goes well with your ham de Bayonne and melon.
- Jacques Clement: I know it's rude, but, Anne, I may have to take some calls.
- Anne Lockwood: It's okay. I'm used to it.
- Jacques Clement: You shouldn't be.
- Anne Lockwood: Jacques.
- Jacques Clement: Yeah?
- Anne Lockwood: I'm not French.
- Jacques Clement: Yes, that is correct.
- Jacques Clement: It's a great time for you now.
- Anne Lockwood: It is?
- Jacques Clement: Yes, of course. Qu'est-ce que vous fait rêver? What makes you dance in the street? You're beautiful. You're an interesting woman.
- Anne Lockwood: Oh, come on. I saw all the men in Cannes drooling over those young girls.
- Jacques Clement: Oh, come on. They're just pop-tarts. You, you're - you're chocolate creme brulee. Yes, that's you. Brulee.
- Anne Lockwood: Are you trying to get me drunk? That's naughty.
- Jacques Clement: Just drink what you feel like.
- Michael Lockwood: [on the phone] I was thinking about you.
- Anne Lockwood: Yeah, what were you thinking?
- Michael Lockwood: About your sweet little ears.
- Anne Lockwood: Why do flowers smell so much better in France than they do in the us?
- Jacques Clement: Why? Because we're in France. In America they look lovely but they smell like a refrigerator.
- Anne Lockwood: Do you play "I spy"?
- Jacques Clement: Sounds dangerous.
- Anne Lockwood: It's a game I used to play with Alexandra on road trips. I spy something with four legs.
- Jacques Clement: I spy something with two lovely legs.
- Anne Lockwood: Come on. Game over.
- Jacques Clement: Not yet.
- Jacques Clement: Let's pretend we are in that Manet painting, "Le Dejeuner sur I'herbe".
- Anne Lockwood: Oh. Right.
- Anne Lockwood: When I see the first new moon, faint in the twilight, I think of the moth eyebrows, Of a girl I saw only once. A haiku.
- Jacques Clement: Nice. The changing of the moon reminds me that life and business have cycles. Sometimes full, and sometimes not.
- Anne Lockwood: Hmm. You seem to live as if it's always full.
- Jacques Clement: Let's pretend we are in that Renoir painting, "La danse à Bougival".
- Anne Lockwood: Okay.
- Jacques Clement: I am boring you.
- Anne Lockwood: No. No, no. I mean, yes. It's just a little intimidating, how much you know about wine.
- Jacques Clement: It's just knowing what you like. My happiest memories are around the table.