- Dennis Reynolds: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.
- Dee Reynolds: Bill Cosby.
- Frank Reynolds: The cards are a little outdated.
- Frank Reynolds: Well, you see when I was a kid, games were much more violent. We used to play purple nurple, sock full of quarters, kick the Jew.
- Charlie Kelly: [about Mac's phallic clay design] Love?
- Mac: Yeah because I was making Cupid's arrow, dude.
- Charlie Kelly: Why does it have a big vein running through it?
- Mac: Because that's the streak as it flies through the air.