- M.C. Ren: [rapping] Lights start flashing behind me/ But they scared of a nigga, so they mace me to blind me/ But that shit don't work, I just laugh.
- Rap Critic: Yeah, this must really be a revenge fantasy, because being sprayed with mace is nothing to laugh at. I remember one time I sprayed mace at arm's length far away from my face because some stupid kid wanted to see what color it was, and I still ended up crying for about eight minutes. That shit hurts.
- Eazy E: [rapping] Or maybe 'cause I blast/ On a stupid-ass nigga, while I'm playin' with the trigger/ Of an UZI, or an AK.
- Rap Critic: Um, or maybe because you shot someone while playing around with assault rifles. I think that second one is more the issue right now.
- Rap Critic: And after this racially motivated sentencing based on obviously biased information from corrupted individuals, the officer is sent to jail, screaming for justice, for heinous inequality. Join the club, motherfucker.
- Rap Critic: Ice Cube then gives his testimony.
- Ice Cube: [rapping] Fuck the police / Comin' straight from da underground / A young nigga's got it bad 'cause I'm brown.
- Rap Critic: He was never a man to mince words.