- Princess Celestia: What do you mean you left it on the counter?
- Princess Luna: I thought you were bringing it.
- Princess Celestia: [sarcastically] Well, this is just wonderful!
- [pause as Spike approaches and puts a wedding gift on the table and Princess Celestia smiles at him before he walks off]
- Princess Luna: I handled the gift for Cadance and Shining Armor. You were supposed to do this one, remember?
- Princess Celestia: Well, we can't just come to this wedding empty-hooved!
- Mayor Mare: Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart,
- [Celestia and Luna look at each other with guilt]
- Mayor Mare: love would finally bring them together,
- [Celestia and Luna smile warmly at each other]
- Mayor Mare: just as it has brought all of us together now.
- [Celestia and Luna join hooves]
- Matilda: Oh, there are so many things I'm forgetting. I hope Cranky remembers to tell the musicians. Oh, oh, I'll never get my mane done in time!
- Spa Pony: You must relax, my dear. We can handle anything. We once did a pony's hair during the ceremony.
- Steven Magnet: Oh, it's true! It's true! They really are the best! Matilda, I've just got to say, I already feel like we're family.
- [lowers a big scaly hand to Matilda, who responds by touching it with a hoofshake]
- Matilda: You do?
- Steven Magnet: Of course! I'm Steven Magnet, Cranky's best beast!
- Matilda: You're Steven Magnet?
- Steven Magnet: Well, what'd you expect, a bug bear? I've known Cranky *forever*! Surely he must have told you about the time he saved me from... Flashfreeze Lake.
- Matilda: You're Steven Magnet?
- Steven Magnet: Oh, I know, I know! Typical Cranky to leave out minor details, like the fact that I'm, you know, a sea monster, right?
- [laughs]
- Steven Magnet: I just love that old burro.
- Matilda: I'm sorry, Steven. I guess I assumed you were a pony. And I had no idea you had such adventures together.
- Steven Magnet: Oh, honey! You don't know the half of it, but let me tell you something: in all that we've been through together, the only thing he ever cared about, was finding you.
- [gives her a light poke on the nose]
- Matilda: Really?
- Steven Magnet: Well, that and a baldness cure.
- [giggles]
- Matilda: He is the sweetest thing, isn't he? All the stress I've put myself through. All the stress I put him through! The only thing that matters is that we're together. The wedding isn't the important thing, the marriage is.
- Steven Magnet: [laughs] Oh, my goodness gracious! If you believe that, I have got a bridge to sell you! All these ponies traveling to Ponyville, putting on uncomfortable clothes, sitting through a long ceremony... you think any of them care about the marriage? Honey, the wedding is *everything*!
- [Matilda looks very nervous and her teeth chatter]