- Aisha Tyler - Host: Before the show, we asked the audience to write down scenes they'd like to see acted out by our performers, and I've got all their suggestions right here in this adorable hat. I'm gonna read them out, we'll see what our guys can do with the suggestions that I give them. So here we go. The first one is "Unlikely things to read in a children's book."
- Keegan-Michael Key: [steps out and reads a book in pantomime] "And Hansel and Hansel lived happily ever after."
- Keegan-Michael Key: [unlikely things to read in a children's book] "Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean." Could or wouldn't?
- Aisha Tyler - Host: [reading a "Scenes from a Hat" suggestion] Unlikely lines from a James Bond movie.
- Ryan Stiles: [stepping out] "I appreciate the offer, but I'm gay."
- [laughter]
- Colin Mochrie: [stepping out] "And this is my assistant, Brenda Smith."
- [laughter]
- Wayne Brady: [stepping out] "I... uh... this never happens to me."
- [laughter]
- Keegan-Michael Key: [stepping out] "No worries, Q. I'll take the Hyundai."