Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Heather Morris (2015)

Aisha Tyler: Self - Hostess

Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "If cops spoke like Dr. Seuss"]  You are arrested because... I chased you on a train, and I chased you on a plane. I chased you all the way from here to Bahrain. I chased you on... the...

  [smiles while Colin and Ryan crack up off-stage] 

  Wayne Brady : top of the ceiling of the building. I topped you with my... cre- what the hell am I saying?

  [to Aisha] 

  Wayne Brady : Why didn't you stop me? You've got it in for me!

  [Aisha waves for him to leave the stage] 

  Wayne Brady : No, I'm not movin'! I'm not movin'! You will not, no!

  Ryan Stiles : You can do it!

  Wayne Brady : [Aisha comes on stage]  No, I will not move.

  [Aisha edges closer; Wayne ducks out of the way and runs to her desk, miming taking off a wig and talking like a man] 

  Wayne Brady : Hey, look at me, I'm Aisha!

  [buzzes] 

  Aisha Tyler : Hey everybody, I'm Wayne Brady! Ooh, my pants is so tight, I don't know where my dick went!

  Wayne Brady : Go back to your seat!

  [Aisha laughs and goes back to her desk] 

  Ryan Stiles : What is happening in this show?