Golan the Insatiable (TV Series)
On Golan Pond (2015)
Jess Harnell: Party-Bot
Quotes
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Keith Knudsen Sr. : [shouting] Yo! Party-Bot! Bring us some shots!
Party-Bot : [rolls up carrying a tray of shots] Be-boop-bop. Have a shot with Party-Bot.
Carole Beekler : Oh, no thank you. I need to stay vigilant over my children.
Party-Bot : [eyes spinning with red and blue lights] Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!
Carole Beekler : What?
Keith Knudsen Sr. : Carole, what I think Party-Bot's trying to say is. as a single mother, you're always doing things for your children, but when was the last time you had any fun. Are you happy?
Carole Beekler : I'm happy.
[Carole's left eye twitches as she screams internally for three seconds]
Carole Beekler : [normal] You know what? I *will* have shot with Party-Bot.
[four glasses clink, Go-Go's with leeches, and Carole downs her shot in one gulp]
Carole Beekler : Whoo!
Keith Knudsen Sr. : Hey! Way to open up that throat, Beeks!
Keith Knudsen Sr. : [with fake pompous accent] And now if you'll excuse me my lady, I'm going to finish this pee in the bathroom.
Go-Go Knudsen : [laughs loudly] He is so good at peeing.
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Party-Bot : Oh, darling, the way the moonlight reflects off your eyes makes you look- CONNECTION FAIL! SYSTEM CRASH! CRITICAL OPERATING SYSTEM ERROR! CRITICAL OPERATING SYSTEM ERROR! CRITICAL OPERAT...