Golan the Insatiable (TV Series)

On Golan Pond (2015)

Ken Marino: Keith Knudsen Sr.

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Quotes 

• Carole Beekler : Is that a flat screen at the bottom of your hot tub? Is that even safe?

  Keith Knudsen Sr. : [dismissively]  No. Three electricians had to die so we can watch SportsCenter through the bubbles.

• Keith Knudsen Sr. : [shouting]  Yo! Party-Bot! Bring us some shots!

  Party-Bot : [rolls up carrying a tray of shots]  Be-boop-bop. Have a shot with Party-Bot.

  Carole Beekler : Oh, no thank you. I need to stay vigilant over my children.

  Party-Bot : [eyes spinning with red and blue lights]  Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

  Carole Beekler : What?

  Keith Knudsen Sr. : Carole, what I think Party-Bot's trying to say is. as a single mother, you're always doing things for your children, but when was the last time you had any fun. Are you happy?

  Carole Beekler : I'm happy.

  [Carole's left eye twitches as she screams internally for three seconds] 

  Carole Beekler : [normal]  You know what? I *will* have shot with Party-Bot.

  [four glasses clink, Go-Go's with leeches, and Carole downs her shot in one gulp] 

  Carole Beekler : Whoo!

  Keith Knudsen Sr. : Hey! Way to open up that throat, Beeks!

  Keith Knudsen Sr. : [with fake pompous accent]  And now if you'll excuse me my lady, I'm going to finish this pee in the bathroom.

  Go-Go Knudsen : [laughs loudly]  He is so good at peeing.