The Muppets. (TV Series)
Pig Girls Don't Cry (2015)
Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam Eagle
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : My life is a bacon-wrapped hell on earth!
Sam the Eagle : Can't say "hell".
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Fozzie Bear : [opening "Up Late With Miss Piggy"] I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes. Ahh!
[sways hips]
Statler : [sitting in the front row] Oh god, we're gonna die of hypothermia.
Waldorf : I hope it comes quick.
[both laugh]
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Fozzie Bear : I really want to make a good impression Becky's parents. She's the first girl I've dated in a long time. When your online profile say "Passionate bear looking for love", you get a lot of wrong responses... not wrong... just wrong for me.
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Carl : Alright, I'm just gonna be blunt. What if you have children? How would you raise them? Where would they go to the bathroom? In the woods?
Fozzie Bear : Okay, *that* is an offensive stereotype!
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Fozzie Bear : [as Kermit goes over last night's show with the other Muppets] I've got a question: I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents after work tonight. Should I bring a bottle of champagne?
Kermit the Frog : What does that have to do with the show?
Fozzie Bear : You're right. Here's a show-related question: there's a bottle of champagne in our kitchen. Is that anybody's?
