Rick and Morty (TV Series)
The Wedding Squanchers (2015)
Spencer Grammer: Summer Smith
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Quotes
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Rick Sanchez : This is on you guys. I told you weddings are stupid.
Jerry Smith : Uh, Rick, is there anything you'd like to tell us about your relationship with this previously unknown galactic government?
Rick Sanchez : All the important points seem pretty clear, no? They think they control the galaxy, I disagree. Don't hate the player, hate the game, son.
Jerry Smith : How could you be so dishonest with this family?
Rick Sanchez : Oh! Oh, should I have been more open and trusting and loving like, oh, I don't know, my now dead best friend? Or your daughter, who is BFFs with an intergalactic narc?
Summer Smith : Hey, Tammy was cool!
Rick Sanchez : And now we know why.
Summer Smith : Because of you!
Rick Sanchez : Fuck you, Summer, and fuck the government, and fuck me for letting my guard down, which I will *never* do again!
Morty Smith : Geez, Rick! You can't say f... "'f' you" to your granddaughter.
Rick Sanchez : I just did, Morty. Here's dessert. Fuck You.
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Tammy : Gosh, I look around this room, and I think, "uh, Tammy, you're a high-school senior from the planet Earth, and you're marrying a 40-year-old Birdperson? Like, what?"
Summer Smith : Yeah, Tammy!
Tammy : But then I think, you know, in a lot of ways, I'm not a high-school senior from the planet Earth. In a lot of ways, what I really am is a deep-cover agent for the Galactic Federation, and you guys are a group of wanted criminals, and this entire building is, in a certain sense, surrounded.
Rick Sanchez : Oh shit.