- Wanda Pierce: What happened?
- BoJack Horseman: Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.
- Wanda Pierce: When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
- Abe: New York is so great in the summer, but I don't think we're going to be done in time. We're looking at a ton of reshoots.
- BoJack Horseman: Are you kidding?
- Abe: Well, you know, because the movie's such a piece of shit and all.
- BoJack Horseman: Did that hurt your feelings? I mean, you're the one who said we're not making "Casablanca".
- Abe: Right, because "Casablanca" is a movie about a club owner named Rick. This movie's about Secretariat, a racehorse.
- BoJack Horseman: Wait, you literally meant we're not making the actual movie "Casablanca"?
- Abe: That movie already exists. Why would we make "Casablanca"? This is a different movie.
- BoJack Horseman: I think there was a misunderstanding.
- Abe: Wrong, boy-o. There was a *mister*-understanding. And that mister is me understanding you just fine. You come into my home and you call my work shit? You know what I think? *You're* shit. What? You think I don't get enough takes? I'll get *more* takes. Just wait, see how many takes I can get.
- [cheerfully]
- Abe: Well, don't go. We haven't had dessert yet. Shirley's lemon meringue? Mwah. I mean, it's no banana cream pie.
- BoJack Horseman: Because it's a different kind of pie?
- Abe: That's right!