Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Moira's Nudes (2016)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

Quotes 

• Moira Rose : I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret. It's a new feeling for me, and I don't find it at all pleasurable.

  Stevie Budd : You regret that embarassing photos of you aren't online?

  Moira Rose : No, I regret that they're lost. They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was. And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae and callipygian ass while I had them.

  Stevie Budd : If you're talking about your body, uh... I think you still look amazing.

  Moira Rose : Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky." Or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, "Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!"

  Stevie Budd : Will I?

  Moira Rose : Mm-hm. Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won't be there.