Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

The Motel Guest (2016)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

Quotes 

• Moira Rose : [reading magazine]  Oh there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity.

  Johnny Rose : Well, sounds like a creative solution.

  Moira Rose : A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they liked nice things.

• Moira Rose : [Don't Cry Out Loud plays really loud]  I thought you said Jocelynn came to take him home.

  Johnny Rose : She did. That happens to be their wedding song.