- Moira Rose: [reading magazine] Oh there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity.
- Johnny Rose: Well, sounds like a creative solution.
- Moira Rose: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they liked nice things.
- Ray Butani: Okay, okay; I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan. It's now a breakaway model.
- Moira Rose: [Don't Cry Out Loud plays really loud] I thought you said Jocelynn came to take him home.
- Johnny Rose: She did. That happens to be their wedding song.